Today was a day off and since it was raining and cold I decided to go to a spa about 20 min. away. I drove through all these tiny little hamlets to get there. The spa was located on a hill. It was incredible. It looked like a building of the future at Disneyland. It was large, oval and glass all the way around. Inside there were about 6 swimming pools of different temperatures. There were 2 pools outside that you could get to from the inside through water and curtain things. In addition there were about 10 jacuzzi pools. There were waterfalls and water to sit under. There were these pillars that mushroomed out at the top into huge glass domes. These pillars changed colors like the pillars into LAX. I cannot describe how beautiful it was.
First thing, I had to negotiate the locker room/dressing room. You had to change in one room, open another door to the lockers. It was all co-ed. Some parts of the spa were with suits and some were nude only. Didn't want to goof up. Anyway managed to make it to the pools without any mishaps. I swam in several pools. They had these wire lounges over the jacuzzi bubbles. I nabbed one and leaned back to enjoy along side of the Germans. Uh, only problem was my bouancy thing. I floated right off the lounge and had to hold onto it with finger tips to keep from floating away. Didn't want to be too much of a doof in front of the other loungers. I went to one of the outside pools. It was wonderful. Hot and steamy with snowflakes coming down. I loved it.
After the pool experience I went to sit in a chair and people watch. Well, it was pretty fun. Some people were pretty fit and trim, most not. A few in bikinis should have looked in the mirror first. And the geezers in speedos - what are they thinking!! A few women needed to learn the term bikini wax. It's not like they could not have noticed! Did they like the look??
Well, after I tired of people watching I decided to go to the sauna. It is coed and nude only. Now, I have to admit I don't like saunas and I hate to sweat, but how could I pass this experience up? You have to have a towel - not to cover yourself but to sit on - they don't want you leaving cooties on the bench. Anyway, I was glad that I went. It really made me feel better about my body!!! First of all I don't have varicose veins. Secondly I don't have hair sprouting in all kinds of places. Thirdly, well some things are probably better left unsaid.
Next I went to have an aroma massage. You know when you have a massage and they have several sheets and you play the dance of the seven veils while rolling around on the table? Well, none of that here. No sheets at all. So there I am face down on the table nude. The girl then took a had towel and folded it to about 2" wide and put it in my crack. Well, I guess one has to be modest and a towel up the butt takes care of that.
It was a wonderful day at the spa. I plan to go back again.
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Oh my gosh! I'm picturing that butt crack towel - TMI for sure. You are my HERO - maybe if I had you to accompany me, I'd dare to sauna/massage - but ALONE! it'd never happen. I LOVE reading your blog - you've got a gift, girl. Love, Marcia
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